if u pull ur sleeves over ur hands ur automatically 100% cute
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
"I don’t understand these girls who judge others by the size of the hair or the level of femininity. We must be more than just appearance.”
I don’t understand how you’re so perfect holy shit.
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
X-Ray Coloring Book, Chris Panda
Rather than coloring in the cartoons, the artist outlines the cartoon’s skeletons.